Housewarming parties—you know, those events where you celebrate the joyous burden of moving into a new place by inviting a bunch of people over to fill it with more stuff.
Because obviously, what better way to make a house a home than by cluttering it with gifts, right?
As if packing and unpacking wasn’t fun enough, now there’s a whole social ritual to navigate. Lucky for you, I’m here to walk you through the ins and outs of this delightful tradition, so you don’t end up being that guest.
Welcome to your crash course in housewarming gift etiquette. Buckle up, it’s going to be a wildly exciting ride!
Choosing the Right Gift
If you wanna pick out some dumb housewarming present, supposedly you gotta “consider” what the new homeowners actually need or whatever. Not that anyone actually cares what they “need”, but you better make sure your lame gift seems kinda useful so they don’t throw it in the trash. I guess looking at their wish list or how they like to decorate is one way to figure out what stuff they’re into.
If the people like having a bunch of folks over, maybe a couple fancy coupe glasses would do, so they can feel all fancy while drinking alone. Other possible gifts if you must, depending on how they spend their time, could be appliances to cook with, random decor stuff, or even making them pay for some lame subscription. Supposedly these “thoughtful” options are meant to “enhance” their lives, like anyone’s life actually needs enhancing.
And don’t even get me started on how a “gift means more than the money”. Newsflash – it’s all about the benjamins. Sure, you don’t gotta go broke for these people, but set a budget that makes you feel good. Handmade crap or a plant will supposedly make a bigger impression than something nice, but we all know nice stuff is nicer. The only thing that really matters is picking something you don’t totally hate spending your money on.
Gift Presentation
Nothing says “I care” like dressing up a plain old kitchen towel in fancy wrapping paper and a bow. Let me tell you, slapping on some pretty paper and scribbling a few words on a card really drives home just how thrilled I am for your new mortgage payment.
And don’t forget to toss in a card with something heartfelt or, better yet, something witty. Because what really sticks in someone’s memory isn’t the gift itself but those deep, personalized notes that took you all of three minutes to think up. Trust me, they’ll treasure that forever.
Timing and Presentation of the Gift
Present-giving timing is crucial. When you arrive at a housewarming party, give your gift early so the hosts can store it securely. If a formal celebration isn’t planned, scheduling a time to deliver your present might demonstrate your consideration for the homeowners’ new obligations and schedule.
Use both hands when presenting your gift. This is a kind and respectful gesture. Don’t forget to wish them vocally as well, as this will strengthen the personal bond. These little manners add to the overall joy of delivering gifts.
Receiving Gifts Graciously
Now, don’t go thinking you’re off the hook for thanking someone after receiving the gift. Even if their present is the ugliest thing since sliced bread, you’ve gotta lay on the praise thick about how much you just love it.
Get that thank you note out ASAP – and I mean ASAP, like yesterday. Make sure to go on and on about what an amazing gift it is. And when they swing by next, that thing had better be on display for all to see! Nothing says “I appreciate you” like proudly showing off a gift that should have been left at the yard sale.
Trust me, this is the only way they’ll know just how much their so-called gift has “added to your home.” Gotta keep up appearances, right? So put on a smile and get to thanking, even if that thing is straight-up hideous! What’s one little white lie between friends, anyway?
Summary
Yo aware of proper housewarming gift etiquette elevates these events and leaves a lasting impression on everyone. Your thoughtful selection, elegant presentation, and kind reception add to the happiness and coziness of someone’s fresh start.
